[Ricky and Cal laugh] Well, welcome to America, amigo! Jean: What is that, is that a catchphrase or is it, uh, epilepsy? Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. But before I can do that... Jean: But before I can do that, I must be defeated by a driver who's truly better than me. With the head near the...[jerks head to the right] that bit? Cal: You're right. So, what if you just said: "I love really thin pancakes"? Opening title card: America is all about speed. It later turns out he only said this because he was high at the time and points out it makes no sense at all. [The unrated version of Girard's introduction]. I'm Ricky Bobby. Anarchy! Ricky Bobby: Yeah, you sound like a dog with peanut butter on the roof of your mouth. Jean: There is nothing sexual about it. Ricky Bobby: [running around on the track in his underwear, thinking he is on fire] Help me Jesus! Cal Naughton, Jr.: That's what I'm sayin'! Now, there's nothing like driving to avoid jail. Ricky: So you're gonna lose to me on purpose? Jean Girard: My name is Jean Girard, and I am a racing-car driver, just like you, except I am from Formula Un. Egregious! I gotta get goin'! Man on bus: MOTHERF***ER, what makes you think I care? They're going really fast. I'll do it. Texas Ranger: I don't even know what that means, but I love it! Handsome, beautiful, articulate sons, who are talented, and star athletes, and they have their legs taken away! I guess, uh, longer life. You know, the 69? Bill Weber: Well, that, of course, was not Kenny Rogers. Jean Girard: I think what you are 'earing is my accent. TVTropes is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License. The Beatles needed The Rolling Stones. Check it, it was a nacho fountain. I'm just sayin', think about it. Ricky Bobby: Really, smarty-pants? Ricky Bobby: What? It won the Academy Award. Now, the way I figure it, you got about 2 minutes before they show up, and you do five to ten. You wanna see what my life is?! I mean, I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence. John Hannafin: Well, this is John Hannafin with Kenny Rogers. crepes.". Together, they brought up two sons, Walker and Texas Ranger, and let her father live with them in their enormous mansion. Jean: What is that? Reese Bobby: Well, what are you gonna call me then? Ricky: I can't control my heart rate, I got a cougar on me! Jean: I give you one option, Monsieur "Booby". "If you ain't first, you're last!" That's happenin' right now! And you're a man, aren't you? Cal Naughton, Jr.: [after Girard breaks Ricky's arm] Hold on a second, Mr. Fancy-Pants Foreigner. Davey Wesling: Talented. Jean: My husband Gregory and I wish for only that which every other couple wishes for: to retire to Stockholm and design a currency for dogs and cats to use. What did you say? There's a kilo of Colombian bam-bam underneath the car! Reports of My Death Were Greatly Exaggerated : In order to motivate Ricky for the race, the rest of the pit crew pretend to be sad, while Lucius tells Ricky Glenn died in his arms as he held him. Ricky Bobby: Oh, I'm not stupid, Lucius. Ricky: [pulls hand away, disgusted] Hey, come on! I got a wife in an oxygen tent; we're tryin' to sleep! Ricky Bobby: Sounds like a good day. Three, four months? Cal: Hey, when you have the stereo and the T.V. Even Diane Sawyer needed Katie Couric. Kyle: Either way this goes down, can we go get some after we're done? This is a trope page describing the characters that appear in Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby. Texas Ranger Bobby: Well, the teacher asked me what was the capitol of North Carolina. You got hair on your peaches or what? Ricky: You wanna see what's goin' on here?! One, we tried hard. The official tampon of NASCAR. Ricky Bobby: Wait, are they the really thin pancakes? Ricky, obviously a huge win for you today, but it seems as if you either win, or crash the car trying to win.

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