BAITZ/Substance of Fire/1992/MARTIN/I spent most of my 16th year getting chemotherapy I need some nuclear bomb stuff for this one. Of the monologues I placed on this list, this would actually have to be my personal favorite, as it is quite well-written. I WOULD LIKE, AT SOME POINT IN MY LIFE, TO CLING, WITH WHATEVER ENERGY I HAVE, TO MY DIGNITY! You call education hazing, and from your so-protected, so-elitist seat you hold our confusion as a joke, and our hopes and efforts with it. A monologue from the book/play by Lisa B. Thompson. No actually that doesn't seem suitable. Men, theyll do anything to get you into bed. In the old days I would have gone to my grave ignorant of the wonderful and beautiful knowledge that my husband was humping Charlotte Korman! Every week I spent my allowance on crayons. Youre one of those people who think its not enough to read the novels or poems or whatever . Lucys your best part. REBECK/Dead Accounts/2012/JACK/Cheese Coney-New York food monologue In the meantime, Im very depressed. . Youre a bit of a prick. But finally you came to my rescue . TAYLOR&BOLOGNA/Lovers and Other Strangers/1968/ALL Unfortunately, Ive come to in New Jersey to confront my sister Scarlet about some recent credit-card purchases she made without my knowledge. Hed tell me to go get it in his coat pocket. Nothing helps. You followed my gaze and saw it. He doesnt want me to see her. well, kinda hard to interfere with family, if you see my point. WebBROADWAY BOUND By Neil Simon- Kate's Monologue, 'What do I want to do?' He s a straight-as-an-arrow lawyer and she s a free spirit always looking for the latest kick. Romeo and Juliet/ROMEO/But soft, what light through yonder window breaks? Obviously. Afterwards I thought Id betrayed Clive. A monologue from the play by J. Nicole Brooks. Macbeth/MACBETH/Is this a dagger I see before me STOPPARD/Rosencrantz and Guildenstern/1966/ROSENCRANTZ/Lying in a box Even so I manage to meet this guy. Like I'd been blessed to relive a part of my life. If he touched my skin, I would know then That I am here. Webthe collected plays of neil simon simon neil archive 1 come blow your horn barefoot in the park the odd couple the star spangledgirl promises promises plaza suite last of the red hot lovers v 2 little me thegingerbread lady the prisoner of second avenue the sunshine boys the gooddoctor god 39 s favorite california suite chapter two Number forty-eight: Strike up a conversation with a stranger. Ive never done that before. Come and join the fun in our online acting class, Copyright 2023 StageMilk | an ARH Media PTY LTD website. Performed by Sophie Jane Corner 2021. And that's what your daddy gave me. The play Barefoot in the Park followed in 1963, and his comedy The Odd Couple, for which he won a Tony Award in 1965, helped to make Simon a celebrity. And so had I. I mean, it was mostly my fault. I was sitting there, in a booth, by myself. Monologue: Bella. no, wait Kevin Bacon . no, not Kevin Bacon, but someone who knows him. I realize, now, of course, that my answer was illogical. . YELLOW: lemon curls dipped in sugar . Its actually not that hard to believe if youve ever tried to have a conversation with her. You know what it is to wake up from a sound sleep with no eyelashes and a dry mouth and hear that your husband is getting it from a woman youre not allowed to see for lunch? . And that you are exploitative. My ex is Latino. He made me sick. After his discharge, Simon took a job as a clerk in Warner Brothers New York office mailroom. %%EOF He attended New York University and the University of Denver before joining the United States Army Air Force Reserve where he wrote for a camp newspaper in Colorado. Of course hes dierent from his poems. Broadway Bound (1986) How much I want to talk to him again. My friends are different. Good day. I love living. . Its the talking in your sleep, its the I go there in person, I stand by the payment windows, I scream: Im alive! If you buy something through one of these links, we may earn an affiliate commission at no additional cost to you. Positivity is something losers who dont know that theyre losers say when crap is hitting the fan. Despite the fact that he had a string of huge box office hits such as The Odd Couple, Barefoot in the Park and Promises, Promises in the 1960s, Neil Simon was not really taken seriously as a playwright until the 1980s when he started writing about his own life. I didn't know to keep up his strength I had to give up little pieces of mine. Darnell?). I knew all those people better than me. Q1`5-x/8 [r&9+A Do I look dead to you? a viper, like your Aunt Kelly. When we hit 35,000 feet well have reached the tropopause, the great belt of calm air. And you can find revulsion equal to my own. Your mamas asleep. ITS ALL THE FOOD SHES BEEN SPITTING OUT! GREEN: tiny peppermint leaves veined with chocolate . I married your daddy and settled down to cooking his supper; and keeping clean sheets on the bed. these get sent to the FBI, analyzed, Xeroxed and burned. Let me give you some advice. . Life is life and no Goddamn Frenchmen ever, And Joan, of all the pictures in your wedding album. and nothing was said, and I never did it again till this year. Personally, I would argue that Angels in America is one of the greatest if not the greatest full-length play of the past quarter-century, at least. You love the Power. When? Well talk tomorrow about the new budget. Then they moved her from the school when she got out of hospital because they wanted to change her routine and they werent sure our school was a healthy environment. Then she come to so sudden that she bit the bowl off the spoon. 81 0 obj <>stream When he told me, I didnt say a word. And what was it he had? Then he start to talk to hisself. I FOUND MY OWN MATERIALS . A Bright Room Called Day 2. expensive with bad plumbing and in need of a Performed by Hatrix Theatre Group in Professor. I wanna run through the house screaming and knocking everything down tear the plastic covers off the furniture! ahhhh, the frosting! What do you think they do together? DRESSER/Rounding Third/2002/Coach speaking to kids I stop in the middle of the street the middle of Broadway and I get out of my Green Latrine and yell, get in., They keep waving for cabs. So, instead of finger-flicking that row of dominoes like I wanted, like my gut told me I should, I just counted back from ten and let a cooler being prevail. Henry V/CHORUS/All prologues McCLURE/Lone Star/1980/ALL . You phony liar. At me. Maybe thats over-reacting. Im not a racist, I swear. Although you say it is hypocrisy. Youll see a more just and fair society. (Beat.). Arent we lucky to be living in such a civilized age? ANDERSON/I Never Sang for my Father/1967/GENE/That night I left my fathers house She is my sister and everything butDont get me wrong. Im Flotilda Williams. (She pauses for eect.) A monologue from the play by Idris Goodwin, Ive got something to show you. PAPE/Say Goodnight Gracie/1978/JERRY/Chunky turkey soup speech So whats up with that? RAPP/Red Light Winter/2005/ALL . I was walking by you to go into the house cause you sitting on the steps drunk, singing to yourself. Although his work continues to please new audiences in revivals and in community theatres around the world, Simons work still is often called lightweight by critics. And suddenly, it occurred to me, that these people, my neighbors, gawking at me in endless silence, were the very same people who had watched Ford and myself have sex that first night when we met. But until then, I keep waking up to the same old ship. I'm gonna give her the best of what's in me. (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Our 9x sold out online acting course returns soon. Im difficult to explain without sounding thick but me and her dont fit like that. Cardinal Spellman. I didnt mean to be standing. SHANLEY/Beggars in the House of Plenty/1991/JOHN/ALL I used to do it to go to sleep with or to cheer myself up, and one day it was raining and I was under the kitchen table. He recalled later that he rewrote that first play at least 20 times, and I mean from beginning to end. . RED: glazed cherries laced with rum . For every color, I imagined a taste . A Colt .45. . But, but, listen to me, its going to be a total waste of our energy. . We listen to the city with her for a while.) The story follows Leon Steponovich Tolchinsky, a schoolteacher who takes a new job educating Sophia, the daughter of Dr. Zubritsky and his wife, Lenya. Dear Ms. Anderson. It was about noon and it was a nice day, so I thought Id walk to her [my friend Binkys] house. That sounds so possessive. And these are all the things you gotta know. Coo-coo? Thats your job, Huey. Leave him alone, Uncle Louie. Henry V/Henry/This day is called the feast of Crispian He told me he loved me. And I say, Okay, Ill be right with you. So she find Romeo and they say goodbye by touching fingertips like this, (Gesture) completely missing the point. Womens health is a pain in the a**! You did You confess. That was my first mistake. Ive also placed some links near the end of the column that will take you to websites that include even more examples of such overdone monologues, but here you can find a shorter list with more detailed samples. Which is OK within limits; I mean thats why God invented graduate schools, based on what youve just said to me, I think maybe youre a garbage picker. WebSIMON/Any/Virtually any young mans monologue from Neil Simons major plays SIMON/Biloxi Blues/1984/EUGENE/I was in the latrine SIMON/Jakes Women/1992/JAKE/ALL SONDHEIM/Assassins/1990/SAM BYCK/Speech about hijacking airplane STOPPARD/Rosencrantz and Guildenstern/1966/ROSENCRANTZ/Lying in a They want a seat next to a celebrity and a five-pound gift bag. Would you like to see the letter they sent me in return? hb```f````e`gd@ A+ ]+v|d$nK3s*YW"),VWgWK40J(A0` rL^l] - `P~}2le||q` O 5o{'0n8\A34#wY]Q r; alone. I want a cat thats gonna play wth me and sit on my lap. Theres never anything you want to play! I was standing. So with this in mind, it is probably best to do whatever you can to make sure that your audition monologue stands out, and it is something crucial to keep in mind as you are looking through at potential monologues. While I couldnt tame him, Aricia did. . My first instinct was to turn it over to the police and let them sort her out. . MOSES/The Four of Us/2008/All SILVER/Free Will and Wanton Lust/1994/PHILIP/I dont find my sex organs attractive How much I want to do things with him Ive never done before. I have thus extrapolated the titleRomeo and me, Juliet, okay. Thats why they give. Like any school is a healthy environment. . 20 Comedic Monologues For Teenage Females, 15 Best Classical Monologues For Women From Plays, 22 Best Comedic Monologues For Females From Movies, 60 Comedic Monologues for Men Hilarious Contemporary & Classic Pieces, Disclaimer: Some of the articles on Mighty Actor include affiliate links to sites like Amazon, Skillshare, and others. What is it about it that sounds so wonderful? Number four, Mrs. Darnell! Neil Simon monologues: speeches from the works of America's foremost playwright. Two oclock in the morning, he leans over, taps me on the shoulder and says. Many of his plays were also adapted into successful films and TV shows. I took on his life as mine and mixed up the pieces so that you couldn't hardly tell which was which anymore. They were actually written by Sir Francis Bacon . Theres nothing worse than a shoulder bag. I will. . Did he have to rub it in? Now Im frightened. GUIRGIS/Jesus Hopped the A Train/2001/Angel/Skiing in Aspen He weaves comedy with drama in a way that audiences can understand and identify with. And then, when we both think Im ready, Im going to get in my car and drive off the Verrazano Bridge. WebRumors Play | the ending incl Lenny's monologue - YouTube Rumors by Neil Simon.. These people, these brave people are the only thing that gives me hope. CRISTOFER/Lady and the Clarinet/1989/JACK/Swimming in the toilet bowl Five years ago you could get away with half glasses of chardonnay and a musical theatre star, but not today. And you dont stink like that. My tongue gets thick. Youre not joking. My mother was always like Dont talk to strangers, Cass. I do want a cat. Theyd made some effort. I hit them all. Listen, Im the at the outer limits of my time and so Im going to ask you to speak more quickly. You may think it's funny but I was the last one to see them last summer. But then Kip proposed, so I stayed behind to plan our wedding, and my parents went without me. Four people. I was humiliated! Love, people dont want to think about a cause. WebType of monologue / Character is: In love, Depressed, Lamenting, Complaining, Frustrated, Reminiscing life story/Telling a story: Type: Dramatic: Year: 1977: Period: 20th Century: I estimate, going four times a week, I should be through with Doctor Margolies in another year. I meant sh*t. Same old sh*t, same old sh*t. See? And you know why he told me, Barney? (She drinks some wine.) That night. . You know what my proof is? Be careful when thinking about picking a monologue from one of his plays, such as this one. Where am I going to sleep tonight? And maybe Im having a breakdown. Yes, I want to hear you thoughts. I hate women who tell me they never had one. That's all you got to measure yourself against that world out there. The Goodbye Girl (1993) As You Like It/JAQUES/All the worlds a stage Money brings some happiness. That shadow wasn't nothing but you growing into yourself. SCHULNER/Infinite Ache/2005/CHARLES/Monologue about love Sheridan. BOGOSIAN/The Fan, from Pounding Nails in the Ground with My Forehead/1993 Do you like it? She was pleased. 'Brighton Beach Memoirs' by Neil Simon From: Play Type: Dramedy Character: Blanche Morton, Eugene's widowed aunt Gender: Female Age Range: 30's | 40's Summary: Blanche finally stands up for herself More: Buy the Play Click here to download the monologue BLANCHE: Im not going to let you hurt me, Nora. Henry IV Pt 1/HOTSPUR/My liege I did deny no prisoners He told me. but even at their best dinner at Antoines or a really good bed partner (and God knows there were never many of them) food and making love cant hold a candle to sleep. Now why dont you just get out my way. I didnt remember standing, but I was. I dont know why the people in the ceiling let me leave. Or I might become a nun if I could live in a convent in an isolated area with no other people around, and where no one in the convent is allowed to speak ever. Leon soon learns that there is a curse on the village that makes everyone stupid, but WILSON/Burn This/1987/PALE/1st Monologue Youre really . I feel my face go flush and I want to rip his head off! I hope he dies. Thatsgreatthats positive but positive is overrated. All carrying suitcases. Get in! I was languishing with hunger, but oh, dear Mother . Here are just seven examples of female monologues used all too often in auditions that you should absolutely avoid if your goal is to stand out in an audition. Here. From David Mamets OleannaCAROL, How can you deny it. How could this be? . But whos counting? dusting the language for ngerprints. He told me. It was a monument of my castoff dinners, only I hadnt built it with food. Id never felt such exhilaration! There was booze but there were too many snacks and not enough Ann Summers toys or something. ( a r ealization ) are you one of those people? I dont like people. No, Im not getting an abortion. If we have bad skin, were grotesque! I wanna give this to youbut I have to kind of explain it to you rst. No. Thats why I wanted to come on this vacation, and have a summer share at the beach. Im at this party, a lot of fancy people there and Im there and Im there with my Mama and the Nurse. WELLER/Loose Ends/1979/PAUL/Happy Birthday. s 8AZ]O.N/;@2yvqnFaW*v]MbP0z3-;YKn=3 J;Nz\D}dKI1>%&N*>O'WYXg%,:zTXeQ[t_Na~7O-fp_) Probably. While perhaps not as overused as some of the others on this list, it is still yet another to be careful about using. I HATE BEING A WOMAN!! You did it to me. losing weight every week. She didnt. I found my own materials. WebNeil Simon Sophie. white guys are too boring and Asian guys have mom issues. LABUTE/Shape of Things/2002/Monologue at end about This isnt art Before we begin, you probably want to know, don't you, Um. If he whispered in my ear, I would know then, that I can hear. I wanted a house that I could sing in. Not that I fit anywhere. . Once Id melted one, I was hooked! With every mouthful you just saw this look of pure gratitude crossing her face like I cant believe Im getting to eat this this is awesome. Chickie Parker Comedic Monologue by Neil Simon 5/30/2017 1-Sentence Summary: Alan demonstrates his irresistible charm to his friend Buddy by talking Chickie Ronnie. She wasnt really. ! (Beat.) I think, if someone were to touch me I would know then what I look like. SPOILER! Ive strayed. Thats part of my resettlement software. . FEIFFER/Feiffers People/1968/ALL For a detailed survey of auditors on what they do and dont want to see in the audition room, and when you should and should not consider doing overdone material, please see my book, How to Choose a Monologue for Any Audition. Your email address will not be published. But there are nice people, though, arent there? . Im here so I dont need to go there. . Look at me! Why is that? How much I want to see him again. That you are vile. https://libraryguides.missouri.edu/c.php?g=1190892. Abe didnt come to the party. . Thats when we had sex actually. The Last of the Red Hot Lovers (1969) WebBiloxi Blues by Neil Simon (M) Boys Life by Howard Korder (M) Burn This by Lanford Wilson (M&F) Come Back to the Five and Dime, Jimmy Dean, Jimmy Dean by Ed I admire your expectations, but theyre unrealistic, love. Thats the agreement. Funny. But Ill tell you what I do like about you, Paula: Lucy. ANDERSON/Tea and Sympathy/1953/Tom And the souls of these departed joined hands, clasped ankles and formed a web, a great net of souls. Hiding. I dont know. did he think I thought I had an imaginary friend with me?! I don't know if he was right or wrong but I do know he meant to do more good than he meant to do harm. I was sitting on the pier one day, doing my homework. That movie The Bodyguard is a lie. SPECTACULAR! LONERGAN/Lobby Hero/2001/ALL No ones care who you are but you, what you do but you, who you inappropriately f*** but you. Or its worse than thatyoure an academic. Now what I want to do for yall is to extrapolate and explainate on what be going on in the show. Over the past century, few playwrights have done a better job at creating great dialogue than David Mamet, so it should not come as much of a surprise that his works tend to also be favorites among actors looking for audition monologues. It was the equivalent of three years of college.. But she didnt do it well enough. . Suitable? Try seven years. Maybe you Casss Monologue From David Lindsay-Abaires Wonder of the WorldCASS. Id like that if it was quiet, and peaceful, and if they didnt care if I believed in God or not. Nothing personal, but I dont think were going to have our affair. Sadly, the grill was ours. Where are all your friends? She crept forward and touched it, and then jumped back. Mr. Cornell, I have tried to be neighbourly, I have tried to be friendly and I have tried to be cordial Ah dont know what it is that you are trying to be The first night I was appreciative that you carried my trunk up the stairs Neil Simon : You know what you want better than me, George. GREENBERG/Take Me Out/2002/MASON/Baseball convert speech BOGOSIAN/Suburbia/1994/JEFF/about moving to New York City WebKates Monologue from Broadway Bound, written by Neil Simon. Come on. I mean that hes capable of being alone! SHANLEY/Danny and the Deep Blue Sea/1983/DANNY/ALL Laughter on the 23rd Floor (1993) There was a man, once, I found really attractive, then I saw him with a square shoulder-bag, but that was it. I dont know why I said what I said, I just said it! Chase the moon across America. And the souls were three-atom oxygen molecules of the stuff of ozone, and the outer rim absorbed them, and was repaired. Well, maybe I dont have to join a convent where they dont speak. Isnt the sound of the ocean wonderful? DURANG/The Marriage of Bette & Boo/1973/ALL Oh, you look so much older. She is my sister and family is sacred. He was a boy, just a boy, when I was a very young girl. But I dont cry about it any more. . I dont feel too guilty about it. And I am not a person who shouts, generally. I have a pretty red dress. . Jakes Women (1992) . . Cheaters: Michael Jacobs: I was remembering the first time I ever went: Coastal Disturbances: Tina . Fairly blue with it she was. It took incredible will power not to let go, but I held on, whispering, Mags, if you let go of this crayon, youll be run over by a truck on Newberry Street, so help you God! . But it is hard to be around civilization. ITS FOOD! she cried. I find that just as annoying as those sistas who have never experienced cramps. Now, he not talkin to hisself cause he crazy or nothin, he talk to hisself cause its a play, okay. Why did you say you kiss the ground I walk on? in English - Acting ed. . This is the final 12:47 minutes! RIDLEY/The Pitchfork Disney/1991/PRESLEY/Frying the little green snake Listen. . I took it. And you know why he told me, Barney? And you dont really do anything like that. 2. WebMonologue, 2007 singles, 2006 singles, slightest effort, Neil Simon Unformatted text preview: me, I feel so good about myself- better than I felt the night before we got married and I thought that I wasnt good enough for you. Anyway, thats whats complicated. Nothings lost forever. The point is this waiter has terrible skin, and greasy hair and his breath stinks of something dead and his face is entirely too close to mine, and he insults me with his breath and his tone of voice and asks if Im alone. Bye-bye. We dont want to wake her up. KRAMER/Wall of Water/1998/ALL Last Of The Red Hot Lovers 3. You just wait till youve been ghting with the phone company for seven years! He wasn't always right. Im the unfit fitter. Huh. I am sadI feel that the future is hopeless and that things cannot improveI am bored and dissatisfied with everythingI am a complete failure as a personI am guilty, I am being punishedI would like to kill myselfI used to be able to cry but now I am beyond tearsI have lost interest in other peopleI can't make decisionsI can't eatI can't sleepI can't thinkI cannot overcome my loneliness, my fear, my disgustI am fatI cannot writeI cannot loveMy brother is dying, my lover is dying, I am killing them bothI am charging towards my deathI am terrified of medicationI cannot make loveI cannot fuckI cannot be aloneI cannot be with othersMy hips are too bigI dislike my genitalsAt 4.48when depression visitsI shall hang myselfto the sound of my lover's breathingI do not want to dieI have become so depressed by the fact of my mortality that I have decided to commit suicide I do not want to liveI am jealous of my sleeping lover and cover his induced unconsciousnessWhen he wakes he will envy my sleepless night of thought and speech unslurred by medicationI have resigned myself to death this yearSome will call this self-indulgence(they are lucky not to know its truth)Some will know the simple fact of painThis is becoming my normality In recent years, despite being highly underrated in her lifetime, the controversial works of Sarah Kane have gotten more attention and appreciation in recent years. 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